Monday, August 24, 2009

Boycott Scotland! Freedom Tape!

From CNN.com: Anger over the decision [to allow the Lockerbie bomber to go back to Libya] has prompted a call for Americans to avoid travel to Scotland and boycott Scottish products including whisky.



Republican senator from Mississippi, 83 year old Freemont Indignan, tabled a resolution that the 3M corporation either rename its popular Scotch Tape product "Freedom" Tape or else leave the country.

"And forthwith and henceforth, I will no longer eat haggis," said the senator.

The senator did, however, admit that he would continue to wear kilts during his private time because those are made in China. "I have always preferred a good, airy kilt over dungarees."

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